Get a Good Laugh with Online Bingo Jokes!

This page, from www.cashprizebingo.com , offers you a pretty good laugh on whatever concerns the Game of Bingo! Read the stories, the funnies and the jokes!. Enjoy!!!

I watched a little girl sitting with her grandmother one night at Bingo and the grandmother kept giving the little girl fifty cents every few minutes until the little girl was too excited at having all her quarters that she finally got tired and laid down on grandma’s lap while grandma continued playing her game. All of the sudden you hear this huge rush of quarters like someone hit the slot machine and I saw all the quarters falling out of this little girls pockets! It was so cute, but she was so tired that she never heard them falling out!

My mother once told me that if I sat on one hand I would be lucky and win at Bingo. I never understand what she meant until one night when sitting on my hand, I won $400! I was excited – and when I told my mother, she only laughed saying she told me to sit on my hands when I was a child for good luck only to keep my hands off her lucky things!

My husband is jealous of the time I spend at bingo, and he told me I had to pick between him and bingo – I am going to miss him!

What rhymes with Bingo?
Fling-o Are you having a fling with bingo?
Wing-o Grab on the wing and take off to bingo!
Ging-o Not even wild animals can stop you from getting to bingo!
Stamp-o To play bingo, you need a stampo~!

I have been married for about four and a half years when my husband told me I needed to get a hobby and why didn’t I try going to Bingo. I thought I did well, I had only spent $70 when out for my night of gambling – Then he realized how much Bingo cost to play (or at least when I go!) and told me to find a new hobby!

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A Bingo Machine

Calculating the total number of possible combinations yeilds the result that there exists 552,446,474,061,129,000,000,000,000 possible BINGO cards, 4,976,640,000 of which would have the same twenty four numbers, but in a different arrangement.
If we presume that there are six billion people in the world today, that means that there are 92,074,412,343,521,400 cards for each and every person in the world.
If you could print a million cards per second, it would take 17,505,972,382,599.7 years to print every possible BINGO card.

My mother was all excited to see that the local Bingo Jackpot was up to $5,200 until she realized that it was only a smoke free facility and she wasn’t going to play where she couldn’t smoke!